Notes to Self

by Amber Rhea
Apr 25
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DEAR ABBY: I’m in my 20s and work as a cashier in a convenience store. One of my regulars recently won the lottery. I am newly married and have a 7-month-old. We live with my in-laws, and we’re dying to get our own place. The lottery winner is somewhat good-looking, but about 20 years older than I am. Abby, he propositioned me — if you know what I mean. He offered a large sum of money, which would help my family get our own place. I’m confused. What do I do? — DESPERATELY SEEKING MY OWN PLACE IN TEXAS DEAR

DESPERATELY SEEKING: You’re not confused; your customer is. He may have won the lottery, but he’s a loser. You are a cashier, not a prostitute. Tell him there are some things money can’t buy — and one of them is YOU.

Because it would just be SO AWFUL if she were a prostitute! That is the WORST thing a woman can do, still.